Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Jesus Christ walks into a bar...
A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering
who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy,
and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother
kicks him out of the room because he doesn't have time to answer his stupid
questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley. He asks the bum, “Who's Jesus Christ?” and the bum replies, “Well, I am.” The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof.
So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and
takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, “Jesus
Christ, are you in here again?”
The moral to this story is: Jesus Christ was a fucking drunk.
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who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy,
and to ask his father. His father is also busy so he asks his brother. His brother
kicks him out of the room because he doesn't have time to answer his stupid
questions, so he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley. He asks the bum, “Who's Jesus Christ?” and the bum replies, “Well, I am.” The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof.
So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and
takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, “Jesus
Christ, are you in here again?”
The moral to this story is: Jesus Christ was a fucking drunk.
(0) comments
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