The House That Zelmo Built

"In the beginning, the Klan was organized by a small group of men, to have fun. The spirits of the people were much beaten down after the war and Reconstruction, and it was a very sad state of affairs. Theses ex-soldiers made home-made costumes and rode through town like clowns, making faces, acting silly, etc. However, they noticed that many ex-slaves saw these strange horseman and thought they were the ghosts of Confederate dead. This caused many a rebellious ex-slave to cease their activities of destruction and lawlessness, and seek gainful employment." ~ Jeffrey Todd McCormack

A Brief History of the Ku Klux Klan


As a Native American, or Native Alaskan, or whatever the fuck you want to call me, I guess it's only fair for me to give you a lesson in Native American hypocrisy from a Native man's perspective.

Do you think you know what hypocrisy is?

You've never lived in Alaska, my friends and enemies. The Native Power fuckers that live up there are pathetic. Whenever they hold their Alaska Federation of Natives conference every October (to coincide with the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend dispersement, go figure), all the natives from all the villages up there migrate to the big city of Anchorage to party their asses off at the bars and stock up on liquor to send back to whatever dry no-liquor shithole that they came from out in the middle of nowhere. Among other things, of course.

But the whole time that they're holding their silly AFN conference, they basically trash Whitey for all the shit that He's done to the poor downtrodden natives of the land, all the while puffing on the white manufactured cigarettes that they buy at the white-owned grocery stores, drinking beer and hard liquor manufactured by a white-owned company, buying all kinds of goodies such as electronics equipment, 4-wheelers, snowmachines, etc. that are all manufactured by other white-owned companies....and they buy all this stuff with the white man's money.

Now don't get me wrong here, I'm all for taking advantage of what Whitey is offering us the same as any other nigger would, but don't bite the fucking hand that feeds you. Seriously. Native people are so fucking ignorant nowadays, that half the time they don't even know what in the hell that they're bitching about.

Let's pause for a second here. I want to play a little game of Spin Zone with you. Take a look at the Alaska Federation Of Natives mission statement for a moment here. Got it all memorized? Good. Now watch as I substitute the words "Alaska Native" with "white", and you will notice a very interesting phenomena:

"White people began as members of a full sovereign nation and continue to enjoy a unique political relationship with the federal government. We will survive and prosper as a distinct ethnic and cultural group and will participate fully as members of the overall society. The mission of the White American is to enhance and promote the cultural, economic and political voice of the entire white community. White America's major goals are to:

Advocate for white people, their governments and organizations, with respect to federal, state and local laws;

Foster and encourage preservation of white culture;

Promote understanding of the economic needs of whites and encourage development consistent with those needs;

Protect, retain and enhance all lands owned by whites and their organizations; and

Promote and advocate for programs and systems which instill pride and confidence in individual white people."

Now, take a look at the White Nationalist Stormfront.org's webpage and play a little Spin Zone with their mission statement in reverse of the Alaska Federation Of Natives mission statement, and you come up with this:

"The Alaska Federation Of Natives is a resource for those courageous men and women fighting to preserve their Alaskan Native culture, ideals, and freedom of speech and association - a forum for planning strategies and forming political and social groups to ensure victory."

Not much difference, is there? Now granted, one mission statement is just a tad more....ohhh, how should we say it.....militant....than the other. But the basic overall message is still the same.

Racial power.

As if to say, "my race must overpower your race. My race must be promoted to a higher regard and esteem than your race". Now, you can sit there and attempt to argue with my example, but as the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. And baby, the picture that I've painted for you above just spoke a good ten thousand words at least.

Now are some of you slower bleeding-heart types starting to understand a little bit about the point that I've been trying to get across to you all this time? I mean, I can stand here and say the word nigger all damned night, and it won't faze me in the slightest. Heck, I'll go out in public and start screaming the fucking word over and over again just to prove my point, if I have to.

Because you see, the word nigger, while it may be an ugly word, is still just a word. And I find it no more or less offensive than saying the word fuck, or cracker, or even Eskimo when it is used to single me out personally from everybody else. My point is, that if one is to cry foul at the use of a racial slur or offensive word, then one must cry foul at every instance that such words are used, not only when the word doesn't offend you if only because the word isn't directed at you or because there is no one else around for the word to offend either. Or simply don't use the word at all.

But of course, we will always use those words because we are human beings. And it is human nature to categorize different people into respective racial categories. Your typical bleeding heart, racially tolerant, jackass will lie and attempt to say that they don't use such words. But we know that they do, even if they only use them in their minds.

In other words, to all the niggers, spicks, chinks, japs, hebes, ragheads, etc. out there: don't hate the white man simply because he has a little pride in his white race. Not unless you're prepared to look in the mirror and examine your own racial pride, and while doing that, asking yourself why it's okay for you as a minority to feel racial pride but it's not okay for the Ku Klux Klan, or any other white group or person, to feel pride in their race.

Personally, I love the white man! He's a cool motherfucker in my book!

As of right now, I'm in the process of using some student loans, and hopefully some grants and scholarships to help finance my way through college. All courtesy of the good ol' Mighty Whitey.

So my thanks go to the white man for providing me with all the good things in my life, my job, my money, my computer, right down to the white woman that I get to have sex with every night.

It's good to live in the white man's world.


White power!



25 more days until this silly Nigger Awareness Month is over with...and then it's on to March Madness where niggerball interrupts all of our favorite television shows. Now why in the fuck couldn't they have February Madness instead, and save March's airtime open for hockey?