Thursday, August 19, 2004
Fan Mail That I Wish I Would Receive...
"Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie..." ~ 'Stan' - Eminem
I got into an argument with some retard on the Internet a while ago, and made up this mock email that I told the dumbass that I had received, because the retard in question had posted an anonymous fan letter written to Michael Moore voicing the fan's support for Fat Bastard himself. I posted my mock email from my own "anonymous" fan in response, to send the point home that any "anonymous" letter that is paraded around as fan mail by a self-righteous lying hypocritical fat fuck like Michael Moore should be immediately regarded as suspect, since more than likely it was typed out by none other than Michael Moore himself. The guy loves himself so much, that I definitely wouldn't put such a thing past him.
Here is the letter that I received from my own "anonymous" fan:
WARNING: EXPLICIT DISGUSTING IMAGE POSTED BELOW!!!
This is Michael Moore whenever he rolls out of bed in the morning:
Michael Moore is the greatest man in the entire world.
Greatest in body mass, that is.
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie..." ~ 'Stan' - Eminem
I got into an argument with some retard on the Internet a while ago, and made up this mock email that I told the dumbass that I had received, because the retard in question had posted an anonymous fan letter written to Michael Moore voicing the fan's support for Fat Bastard himself. I posted my mock email from my own "anonymous" fan in response, to send the point home that any "anonymous" letter that is paraded around as fan mail by a self-righteous lying hypocritical fat fuck like Michael Moore should be immediately regarded as suspect, since more than likely it was typed out by none other than Michael Moore himself. The guy loves himself so much, that I definitely wouldn't put such a thing past him.
Here is the letter that I received from my own "anonymous" fan:
From: ________
Sent: Monday, July 26, 2004 11:43 AM
To: neo_nihilist2001@yahoo.com
Subject: no longer a libral thanx to u
zelmo
hi my name is _________ and i used to be a liberal but then i visit your website and was very impresed with you're nihilstic views on society of today. I and the people of america are behind you 100 per cent!!! I expecially am agreeing with you when you say that the liberals are the downfalling of this great nation that we live in. it is expecialy hard to believe that so many stupid people believe in michal moore and his idiot 911 movie! they give the librals a bad name which is why i am no longer a libral and am now 100 per cent nihilst just like u!!! i wish that my son would turn out just like zelmo and see the world for the BULSHIT that it is become i also belief that you should start the campaying [???] for your cause and to make the world know that you are the truth! i wish that all the librals will join the niggers and the arabs and go straiht to hell becuz they are just all really dirty people and are the bringing the downfall of this nation that i believe in. i am gla d that we are in iraq to rule them becuz saddam was only killing them for evil we are killing them becuz they have to killed in order for freedom and democrisy. its not the solders faults that they all look like each other or else maybe so many of them will not be killed. i am votiing for bush in 2004 and if the rest of the country needs to wise up and vote for him 2 becuz kerry is just stupid he never makes his mind up.
all races are worthless!
sincrely, _______
WARNING: EXPLICIT DISGUSTING IMAGE POSTED BELOW!!!
This is Michael Moore whenever he rolls out of bed in the morning:
Michael Moore is the greatest man in the entire world.
Greatest in body mass, that is.
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