Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Hockey is not a major sport
"So all those silly rules designed to sanitize NHL hockey for Mr. and Mrs. West County should be eliminated at once.
First to go: The instigator rules designed to curb fighting. Let's find out who the real men are. All those slash-and-hide guys can go play in Europe if they won't drop the gloves.
Hockey "fans" mortified by gratuitous violence can stay home and watch reruns of "Friends" for all I care." ~ Time to stop pretending: Hockey is not a major sport
This guy has got the right idea! I want to see Todd Bertuzzi come back next season, with no suspensions or anything, and do another neckbreaking number on some other pansy-assed Colorado Avalanche faggot and end their career permanently! I want to see Marty McSorely bean another nigger for having the nerve to play hockey, the White Man's sport! I want to see somebody (preferably Todd Bertuzzi) give that little faggot Dany Heatly his just rewards, and bash the little fucker's melon into the boards just like Dany did in the car accident last year that sent his buddy smashing headfirst into that tree.
I want to see somebody push that brain-dead, paraplegic, cocksucking, wheelchair-bound, Detroit Red Wing fuck Vladimir Konstantinov down a flight of stairs at the Joe Louis Arena, just for being a fucking former Red Wing! And I wanna see Todd Bertuzzi do it!
I wanna see somebody beat up that sellout geriatric old fart bastard Ray Bourque and make him shit his fucking Depends! And I want that somebody to be Todd Bertuzzi!
HELL YEAH! Bring back the bad boy days of the fucking NHL! In fact, just bring back the Broadstreet Bullies and I'll be happy. *evil laughter*
FUCK ALL CANADIANS! THE STANLEY CUP STAYS IN THE USA WHERE IT BELONGS, BITCHES!!!
Thus Spake Zelmothustra!
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First to go: The instigator rules designed to curb fighting. Let's find out who the real men are. All those slash-and-hide guys can go play in Europe if they won't drop the gloves.
Hockey "fans" mortified by gratuitous violence can stay home and watch reruns of "Friends" for all I care." ~ Time to stop pretending: Hockey is not a major sport
This guy has got the right idea! I want to see Todd Bertuzzi come back next season, with no suspensions or anything, and do another neckbreaking number on some other pansy-assed Colorado Avalanche faggot and end their career permanently! I want to see Marty McSorely bean another nigger for having the nerve to play hockey, the White Man's sport! I want to see somebody (preferably Todd Bertuzzi) give that little faggot Dany Heatly his just rewards, and bash the little fucker's melon into the boards just like Dany did in the car accident last year that sent his buddy smashing headfirst into that tree.
I want to see somebody push that brain-dead, paraplegic, cocksucking, wheelchair-bound, Detroit Red Wing fuck Vladimir Konstantinov down a flight of stairs at the Joe Louis Arena, just for being a fucking former Red Wing! And I wanna see Todd Bertuzzi do it!
I wanna see somebody beat up that sellout geriatric old fart bastard Ray Bourque and make him shit his fucking Depends! And I want that somebody to be Todd Bertuzzi!
HELL YEAH! Bring back the bad boy days of the fucking NHL! In fact, just bring back the Broadstreet Bullies and I'll be happy. *evil laughter*
FUCK ALL CANADIANS! THE STANLEY CUP STAYS IN THE USA WHERE IT BELONGS, BITCHES!!!
Thus Spake Zelmothustra!
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