The House That Zelmo Built

"So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)" ~ 'Role Model' - Eminem




I couldn't find any song lyrics about Teresa Heinz Kerry, so I had to go with Hillary Clinton since that's who Teresa reminds me of the most. And even then, this was the only song that I could find on the Internet.

Okay, now with that disclaimer out of the way, let's get to the meat of the issue.....


Heinz Kerry helps Democrats raise $1M at Phoenix event




The War On Terror

"In regard to the hunt for terror leader Osama Bin Laden, Heinz Kerry said she could see the al-Qaida chief being caught before the November election.

"I wouldn't be surprised if he appeared in the next month," said Heinz Kerry, alluding to a possible capture by United States and allied forces before election day."

Thanks for sharing Bush's vote of confidence, Mrs. Kerry. The author of 9/11 should be held accountable for his actions, correct? :)



The War In Iraq

"The spouse of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry also hit President Bush on Iraq, saying it should not be equated with anti-terrorism efforts and that the current administration chose to create a "hotbed for terrorism" in Iraq when dictator Saddam Hussein did not pose an immediate threat. Heinz Kerry also said she agrees with her husband that a military draft may be reinstated under Bush."

So she was against her husband voting in favor of the invasion of Iraq? Or was she the one who told him to vote against it after he voted in favor of it? Did she bash the Democratic Party while she was telling him to vote against the invasion like she bashed the Dems back in the '70s?



The Bush Tax Cuts

"She said she was embarrassed to receive tax cuts advocated by Bush and supports her husband's efforts to roll them back for higher incomes and use those funds for education, health care and deficit reduction."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. With the amount of money that she has to declare on her income taxes, I have to marvel at the amount of extra spending money that she was blessed with after her tax break. *Zelmo rolls his eyes*


In the end, I believe that it's safe to say that Teresa Heinz Kerry is the true balls behind this presidential candidate, John Kerry. Just as Hillary Clinton was the true balls behind the Clinton Administration....well, at least the balls that weren't getting nutted all over Monica Lewinsky's blue dress, anyway. *wink wink*

John Kerry lacks the testicular fortitude to stick to a solid agenda. He flips and he flops, to the point where it's hard to stand behind the guy when he's constantly changing his stance on the issues. The only issue that he has any real constant toward is the Vietnam War, and I'm sorry dude, but nobody gives a flying fuck about the Vietnam War anymore. That's ancient history in the eyes of America. What matters to America today is tomorrow. What in the fuck are you going to do about tomorrow, John Kerry? I have yet to see your "plan" for the future of America; you mention it a lot in your campaign, but you have yet to actually show us what it is. At least with Bush, we have something to work with. And while a lot of people may not like what Bush has done during his tenure in the White House, he at least has been consistent in his policies, good or bad. And consistency, my friends and enemies, is preferable to being at the mercy of the winds. That fact is irrefutable.

It's plain to see that Teresa Heinz Kerry possesses the true balls in this relationship, just as Hillary Clinton possessed the actual balls in the Clinton Administration; while Hillary was conducting politics, Bill was fucking every hole that he could find. While I don't mind a horn-dog for a President, it just sucks for the Presidency that the bitch of the relationship has to be the one that ultimately calls the shots.

That's why if Zelmo were ever elected President, I'd just leave the bitch at home. I'd tell her, "look baby, you have your QVC and your survival shows. Just leave the politics to the big dick, okay? Oh, and I love you, honey." *many smooches*

The problem with this country, is that Zelmo isn't in the White House. Just take a look at my President Zelmo entry. You can't sit there and tell me that those aren't good plans for the United States. True, those points don't cover every problem, and they don't account for repercussions and circumstances, but problem-solving can be done on the fly as they occur. And those plans are not vague; they target specific problems within the overall structure of the economy and the government.

True, the American people probably wouldn't be too crazy about the idea of mandatory service to the government on first glance. But the amazing quality that Americans possess is that they are open to anything so long as it doesn't infringe upon their personal lives. And with enough personal benefits thrown into the mandatory service fray, the American people would at the very least accept the policy as an integral part of the social structure over time.

Vote for Zelmo in 2012, when he's finally old enough to run for President!



Catch-up. It's what John Kerry is doing in this current Presidential campaign.

Go Bush!





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