The House That Zelmo Built

"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free" ~ 'Two-Sided Politics' - Suicidal Tendencies




I haven't been posting shit in here because there's just too much crap going on these days to keep up with it all. Senator Foley likes young boys and the Democrats are all up in arms about it, never mind that the legal age of consent in Washington is 16, so all that Foley is really guilty of is being a faggot. North Korea and Iran are saber-rattling their nuclear swords, and the U.N. is sweating their balls off over it because a lot of their countries are right next door to those two countries. The U.S. couldn't care less because of what is going on in Iraq right now, which is basically nothing but a shooting gallery at this point; are we allowed to fight or not? Republicans are up in arms over the Democratic onslaught this election year, and Bush couldn't give less of a fuck because he's out of office in two years, regardless. The Dixie Skanks have a new movie coming out, so they're complaining about their oppressed freedom of speech again; like anyone fucking cares what that fat little bitch says anymore. And why did Madonna make national news again? She doesn't even live in this country anymore, the fucking slut!

The list goes on and on...

Where does that leave Zelmo now? I sell porn for a living, so why should I care? Okay, I don't really sell porn, but I like to have people believe that instead of telling them what I REALLY do for a living now, which is pretty fucking boring. But it pays extremely well, and I'm a cheap bastard.

My book(s) are sucking ass right now because I have yet to get my home computer up and running. A woman wanted the essence of Zelmo recently...women sense Zelmo's power...he simply denies them his essence. You're just not worthy, bitches. I only date white chicks.

The Alaska Federation of Fucktards are in town this week spouting off their native supremacist bullshit and "kill Whitey" propaganda again. How is this shit legal? The Ku Klux Klan and the National Socialist Party have to get fucking permits in order to stage one of their rallies, but the Alaska Federation of Non-natives-suck and the National Association for the Advancement of Coons and Porch-monkeys can essentially bash white people at will. And people are cool with this? I don't know which is worse...porch niggers or tundra niggers.

So aside from my normal everyday cynicism toward...well...everything, I've been pretty apathetic toward the political arena in general. I'm definitely not as passionate about it as I was a couple of years ago. Perhaps it has finally donned on me that political bullshit is just that...bullshit. Yeah, it's fun to hum and haw and talk a long yard about how much the GOP or the Democrats suck, but in the end, what does it accomplish?

Even the local politics that I'm forced to endure here in Alaska are leaving me numb. I don't give a fuck if Tony Knowles is a Democrat that acts like a Republican, or that Sarah Palin is a Republican that acts like a Democrat, or that Andy Halcro is the seediest-looking fucker of the bunch that actually has the best political stance of the three; even though Halcro doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected as an Independent Party candidate.

I just don't care anymore. Because like the Suicidal Tendencies song says, it's all two-sided politics. You can lean one way while marching the other way. It seems as though that's all that anybody is doing these days. Even Bush is now saying that we're no longer "staying the course" in Iraq, but are now working on "benchmarks" to eventually pull out of the country, but the Democrats are still wrong because they want to "cut and run"....tell me again what the fucking difference is? Zelmo's Solution #1: Pull out of Iraq, then nuke the fucking place, then blame it on Iran and nuke them, too.

Sometimes, it's best to look at things in black & white because, more often than not, that's the only time when things in general make any kind of sense. When too much bullshit is going on in the world, sensory overload occurs, followed closely by apathy. That's simply the nature of the human mind. We are, after all, creatures of both habit and adaptation; we can habitually not give a flying fuck if given the time to do so.

In the end, my friends and enemies...



...FUCK politics! It's hockey season, bitches!




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