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Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Great Alaska HAARP Conspiracy 

"I'm looking through a hole in the sky
I'm seeing nowhere through the eyes of a lie
I'm getting closer to the end of the line
I'm living easy where the sun doesn't shine"
~ 'Hole in the Sky' - Black Sabbath



HAARP Facility near Gakona, Alaska

"New York- HAARP refers to the “High-Frequency Active Auroal Research Program”. It is located at approximately 62.39N, 145.15W near the town of Gakona, Alaska. HAARP project is funded by the US Senate and opperated by the US Navy & AirForce.

Jesse Ventura is hosting a program at TV stardom, that digs into conspiracy theories, including alternate views of what was behind the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, and the purpose of a sprawling research center in remote Alaska. Therefore, Jesse Ventura and his team head north to the remote region of Alaska to confront the military installation, HAARP."
~ Haarp Alaska Conspiracy Theories by Jesse Ventura




What HAARP looks like




"A mysterious giant spiral of light that dominated the sky over Norway on Wednesday has stunned experts — raising the possibility of an entirely new astral phenomenon.

Thousands of awe-struck Norwegians bombarded the Meteorological Institute to ask what the incredible light — which could be seen in the pre-dawn sky for hundreds of miles — could possibly be.

Theories have ranged from a misfired Russian missile, meteor fireball, never-before-seen type of northern light, black hole and even alien activity.

Witnesses across Norway all described seeing a spinning "Catherine wheel-style" spiral of white light, centered around a bright moon-like star. A blue "streaming tail" appeared to anchor the spiral to earth, before the light "exploded" into a rotating ring of white fire.

Sightings of the spiral spectacle, which lasted for two minutes, were reported as far north as Finnmark to Trondelag in the south.

Chief Scientist Erik Tandberg, at the Norwegian Space Centre, said that he too was "totally amazed" by the spiral.

He agreed with many other experts that the spiral pattern could have been caused by a missile from Russia — something the Russian military have strongly denied."
- Mysterious Giant Spiral Dominates Norway's Sky




Welcome me back, my friends and enemies! It's been a day and an age since I've put something here. Color me ignorant for forgetting about this place. Things look just as shitty as I left it before.

I happened upon our good friend Jesse Ventura's little conspiracy theory by accident, hinted at by my buddy Chainmaker, a fellow blogger who is apparently a local guy here in Alaska as well who loves these conspiracy theories even more than I do.

The anomaly in question wouldn't have mattered a hill of beans to me had I not happened upon Jesse Ventura's dropping of this whole conspiracy mess into my backyard of Alaska. Quite frankly, it amazes me how our government can report the whole shebangabang in plain sight yet blur it with Fox News' notorious brand of misrepresentation of the facts. Never before have I seen a news network so capable of deliberately distorting the facts to the point that they are able to hide the real news such as HAARP in PLAIN FUCKING SIGHT!

I won't go into any further meanderings of ranting and raving. I just wanted to test the waters to make sure that The House That I Built is still running at full capacity. Aside from a few leaky pipes, creaky floorboards, and shit stains on the couch, everything appears to be working as it should. Ta-ta for now, folks!


How's Obama's "hope and change" treating you folks, these days? Did you ever get the feeling that you've been cheated?

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