<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699</id><updated>2011-10-08T06:03:15.331-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The House That Zelmo Built</title><subtitle type='html'>This is the world according to me. The views presented herein do not necessarily reflect reality, only my perception of reality. Any similarity to any real-life person, location, and/or event is strictly intentional.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>140</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-7627496464345710219</id><published>2010-09-03T07:54:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2010-09-03T09:15:01.177-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Perpetual Causality</title><summary type='text'>": a principle in physics: the total  energy of an isolated system remains constant irrespective of whatever  internal changes may take place with energy disappearing in one form  reappearing in another" ~ 1st Law of Thermodynamics - Merriam-Webster DictionaryWhat does the above video about the 10th Dimension have to do with the 1st Law of Thermodynamics? Well...nothing, really. Not unless you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7627496464345710219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=7627496464345710219' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/7627496464345710219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/7627496464345710219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2010/09/perpetual-causality.html' title='Perpetual Causality'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-6168184355903216795</id><published>2010-05-13T17:00:00.008-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-13T17:23:53.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Splitting the Time Atom (a slight return)</title><summary type='text'>"Movement in Time  A B . .  Space-point A effects space-point B and vice versa. This requires a time, for every effect has to cover a distance. Successive time-points would merge together. With its effect, A no longer impacts on the B of the first moment.What does this mean: B still exists, and A exists, too, when they meet?  That would mean above {all} that A remains unchanged at this and that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6168184355903216795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=6168184355903216795' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/6168184355903216795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/6168184355903216795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2010/05/movement-in-time-b.html' title='Splitting the Time Atom (a slight return)'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__KYxZuevhFw/S-x22OfMvtI/AAAAAAAAABI/TfWYRS9sMj4/s72-c/e%3Dmc2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-6468260741216861739</id><published>2009-12-16T04:20:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2010-05-14T01:54:34.265-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Climate Reform Chimaera</title><summary type='text'>"You have created an unsocial monsterAnd you're searched for all over the globeAnd most believe that things would sure be betterIf you'd come down here and tell us what you know." ~ 'Chimaera' - Bad Religion "...in Greek mythology, a fire-breathing female monster resembling a lion in the forepart, a goat in the middle, and a dragon behind. She devastated Caria and Lycia until she was slain by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/6468260741216861739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=6468260741216861739' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/6468260741216861739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/6468260741216861739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2009/12/climate-reform-chimaera.html' title='The Climate Reform Chimaera'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-1794444979933293599</id><published>2009-12-12T23:10:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-13T00:11:50.671-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Alaska HAARP Conspiracy</title><summary type='text'>"I'm looking through a hole in the sky I'm seeing nowhere through the eyes of a lie I'm getting closer to the end of the line I'm living easy where the sun doesn't shine" ~ 'Hole in the Sky' - Black SabbathHAARP Facility near Gakona, Alaska"New York- HAARP refers to the “High-Frequency Active Auroal Research Program”. It is located at approximately 62.39N, 145.15W near the town of Gakona, Alaska.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/1794444979933293599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=1794444979933293599' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/1794444979933293599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/1794444979933293599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2009/12/great-alaska-haarp-conspiracy.html' title='The Great Alaska HAARP Conspiracy'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-866145942899284929</id><published>2008-08-28T07:42:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-11T01:09:24.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Five Years To The Day</title><summary type='text'>"The future's been rehearsed!" ~ Bad ReligionWell, ain't that something? No quotes or song lyrics to describe this one. I'm currently too busy uploading some tunes on to my hard drive to waste my time looking for shit on the Internet. It just crossed my mind a moment ago that I've been upkeeping this thing that no one reads for 5 years now. Half a fucking decade, already! Where does the time go? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/866145942899284929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=866145942899284929' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/866145942899284929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/866145942899284929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2008/08/five-years-to-day.html' title='Five Years To The Day'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-9083362143297189614</id><published>2008-08-05T09:45:00.011-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:39:45.248-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Square Root of "Bullshit"</title><summary type='text'>"All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the midst of the people." ~ Adolf HitlerPresidential election every four yearsBut neither man we can see or hearUrgent cries for societyBut he can't see the blood on meDo you see?Do you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/9083362143297189614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=9083362143297189614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/9083362143297189614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/9083362143297189614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2008/08/square-root-of-bullshit.html' title='The Square Root of &quot;Bullshit&quot;'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__KYxZuevhFw/SJhvuU_ss3I/AAAAAAAAAAk/aGLvpTAL108/s72-c/spotthedifferences.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-426992713913077616</id><published>2007-10-18T02:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T04:35:25.333-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There are black people...and then there are niggers</title><summary type='text'>"Dr Watson, who runs one of America’s leading scientific research institutions, made the controversial remarks in an interview in The Sunday Times.The 79-year-old geneticist said he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours - whereas all the testing says not really.". He said he hoped </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/426992713913077616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=426992713913077616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/426992713913077616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/426992713913077616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2007/10/there-are-black-peopleand-then-there.html' title='There are black people...and then there are niggers'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-7429836304739189741</id><published>2007-04-02T22:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-04-02T22:39:34.235-05:00</updated><title type='text'>FUCK Rosie O'Donnell!</title><summary type='text'>“I do believe that it’s the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7—building 7, which collapsed in on itself—it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes—7, miraculously, the first time in history, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/7429836304739189741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=7429836304739189741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/7429836304739189741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/7429836304739189741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2007/04/fuck-rosie-odonnell.html' title='FUCK Rosie O&apos;Donnell!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-5757738866294533383</id><published>2007-02-13T03:04:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T06:39:45.491-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Nazi Mysticism</title><summary type='text'>"The real destiny of Man is something that ordinary men could not conceive of and would be unable to stomach if given a glimpse of it. Our revolution is a final stage in an evolution that will end by abolishing history. My party comrades have no conception of the dreams that haunt my mind or of the grandiose edifice of which the foundations, at least, will have been laid before I die. The world </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/5757738866294533383/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=5757738866294533383' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/5757738866294533383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/5757738866294533383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2007/02/nazi-mysticism.html' title='Nazi Mysticism'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__KYxZuevhFw/RdGRzjmc3FI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fEMjyHsYmcI/s72-c/100px-Nazi_Swastika.svg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-116417080762857564</id><published>2006-11-21T21:58:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T14:24:27.770-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Kramer Hates Niggers</title><summary type='text'>"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!""You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger!" ~ Michael Richards says outburst was anger, not bigotry"Kramer's" Racist Tirade -- Caught on Tape, courtesy of TMZ.com and some chick with a camera phone"[McClane and Zeus are arguing over how to solve the problem]John </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/116417080762857564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=116417080762857564' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116417080762857564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116417080762857564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/11/kramer-hates-niggers.html' title='Kramer Hates Niggers'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-116249351218490931</id><published>2006-11-02T11:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-11-02T12:57:52.686-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Just Kill Yourself Already, John Kerry</title><summary type='text'>"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." ~ Sen. John Kerry on the intelligence level of U.S. troops in Iraq"Fox News Channel quoted Army officials saying that the picture looked authentic and appeared to be taken in Iraq. "We are always amazed at the creativity </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/116249351218490931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=116249351218490931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116249351218490931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116249351218490931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/11/just-kill-yourself-already-john-kerry.html' title='Just Kill Yourself Already, John Kerry'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-116197452239044539</id><published>2006-10-27T13:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-27T13:42:02.416-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Politics Again</title><summary type='text'>"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-meI'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-meI'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-meI'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free" ~ 'Two-Sided Politics' - Suicidal TendenciesI haven't been posting shit in here because there's just too much crap going on these days to keep up with it all. Senator Foley likes young boys and the Democrats are all up in arms </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/116197452239044539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=116197452239044539' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116197452239044539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/116197452239044539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/10/its-politics-again.html' title='It&apos;s Politics Again'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-115890881994125269</id><published>2006-09-22T01:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-22T02:53:19.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>An Explosion In The Sky</title><summary type='text'>"There's a place where everyone can be right,Even though you remain determined to be opposed.Admittance requires no qualifications:It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes.So please try not to be impatient,For we all hate standing in line.And when the farm is good and bought,you'll be there without a thought,And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time! ~ 'You' - Bad Religion"I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/115890881994125269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=115890881994125269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115890881994125269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115890881994125269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/09/explosion-in-sky.html' title='An Explosion In The Sky'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-115682192558023434</id><published>2006-08-28T22:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T22:25:25.593-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Three Year Anniversary post</title><summary type='text'>Hello, my friends and enemies!No song lyrics or quotes to start this one off. It's been a very interesting 3 years since I first started this stupid blog. A lot in the world has changed, and a lot has stayed the same. Zelmo managed to get a degree from college during this time, went off to join the Army and came back slightly broken, and will now be returning to Alaska shortly and hopefully </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/115682192558023434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=115682192558023434' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115682192558023434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115682192558023434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/08/three-year-anniversary-post.html' title='Three Year Anniversary post'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-115583904826895027</id><published>2006-08-17T13:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-08-17T13:28:28.793-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The American Economy and You</title><summary type='text'>"In the economy of mercyI am poor and begging manIn the currency of graceIs where my songs beginsIn the colors ofYour goodnessIn the scars that markYour skinIn the currency of graceIs where my song begins... ~ 'The Economy of Mercy' - SwitchfootEverything we do as a consumer revolves around it. Everything that the government does revolves around it as well. The economy is not booming right now...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/115583904826895027/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=115583904826895027' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115583904826895027'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115583904826895027'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/08/american-economy-and-you.html' title='The American Economy and You'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-115346526139505501</id><published>2006-07-21T01:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-07-21T02:01:01.406-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The New Doctor Mengele</title><summary type='text'>Injecting cells, dying eyes,Feeding on the screams ofThe mutants he's creating,Pathetic harmless victimsLeft to die!Rancid angel of deathFlying free! ~ 'Angel of Death' - SlayerMaverick medic reveals details of baby cloning experimentHere is the question...do human cloning experiments at the stage that Dr. Zavos is conducting them amount to the same type of experiments that President Bush vetoed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/115346526139505501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=115346526139505501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115346526139505501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115346526139505501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/07/new-doctor-mengele.html' title='The New Doctor Mengele'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-115126059887799600</id><published>2006-06-25T13:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-06-25T13:41:42.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Only Woman That I Have Ever Loved</title><summary type='text'>See our MotherPut to deathSee our Mother die... ~ 'Blackened' - MetallicaYou are my light; my shelter; my happiness. All of these years, have you been there. Watching over me, comforting me, sheltering me from the harsh solar winds and cosmic rays. You are the divine force that defines my life in ways that I could never comprehend. Without you, I am dust. Ashes surrendered to the wind. Tears in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/115126059887799600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=115126059887799600' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115126059887799600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/115126059887799600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/06/only-woman-that-i-have-ever-loved.html' title='The Only Woman That I Have Ever Loved'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-114687388751372150</id><published>2006-05-05T18:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T19:10:06.083-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In Honor of Cinco De Mayo ~ Viva La Revolucion!</title><summary type='text'>"Simon! Y para un frijol eating cabronCyclone pelon chingonAnd all thatthe local cholo went solobut I came backWith Mexican Militia on my hatA baseball batit's on cause Chicanos gotsta scrapReady to beat down ready to shootready to burn down ready to lootAnd won't stop til my point's understoodAnd I ain't gonna do it in my own neighborhood.I'm gonna do it where they'll be affected,Until some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/114687388751372150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=114687388751372150' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114687388751372150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114687388751372150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/05/in-honor-of-cinco-de-mayo-viva-la.html' title='In Honor of Cinco De Mayo ~ Viva La Revolucion!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-114649295801630610</id><published>2006-05-01T08:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T09:15:58.173-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Anti-Gringo Day!</title><summary type='text'>"I cross ocean, poor and broke,Take bus, see employment folk.Nice man treat me good in there,Say I need to see welfare.Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door."Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,Medicaid it keep you healthy!By and by, I got plenty money,Thanks to you, American dummy.Write to friends in motherland,Tell them 'come fast as you can.'They come in turbans and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/114649295801630610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=114649295801630610' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114649295801630610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114649295801630610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/05/happy-anti-gringo-day.html' title='Happy Anti-Gringo Day!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-114501189640633498</id><published>2006-04-14T05:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T06:11:40.423-05:00</updated><title type='text'>FUCK The Prophet Mohammed!</title><summary type='text'>"I left my heart in Iran.Bring back the Shah that's where it began.Should have dropped some bombs and watched how they ran.I left my heart, left my heart in Iran." ~ 'I Left My Heart In Iran' - The Forgotten Rebels"Now we all seeReligion's just synthetic fripperyUnnecessary in our expanding global cultural efficiency." ~ 'God Song' - Bad ReligionTake this, Islamic fanatical fucks!Courtesy of The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/114501189640633498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=114501189640633498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114501189640633498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114501189640633498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/04/fuck-prophet-mohammed.html' title='FUCK The Prophet Mohammed!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-114376206478486534</id><published>2006-03-30T16:34:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2006-03-30T17:57:33.380-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Madagascar Now!</title><summary type='text'>" Hudson (N.H.) police Chief Richard E. Gendron says he has nothing against immigration but warns that "if you want to come to this country, come in the front door." Otherwise, he vows, illegal aliens caught in his town of 25,000 will be charged with criminal trespass.Gendron's officers have done just that, intercepting three Mexicans and four Brazilians on their way to restaurant and landscaping</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/114376206478486534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=114376206478486534' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114376206478486534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114376206478486534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/03/madagascar-now_30.html' title='Madagascar Now!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-114294925679702789</id><published>2006-03-21T07:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T07:56:08.063-06:00</updated><title type='text'>An Abortion In Progress (Not For The Faint Of Heart)</title><summary type='text'>"Life preordainedHumanity maintained.Extraction terminationPain's agonizing stain.Embryonic death,Embedded in your brain.Suffocation, strangulation,Death is fucking you insane." ~ 'Silent Scream' - SlayerAn abortion in progressPopulation control in action. When are you conservative fucks going to learn? Abortion is necessary...ugly, yes, but necessary. Our nation is too goddamned overpopulated </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/114294925679702789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=114294925679702789' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114294925679702789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/114294925679702789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/03/abortion-in-progress-not-for-faint-of.html' title='An Abortion In Progress (Not For The Faint Of Heart)'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-113878083146711007</id><published>2006-02-01T01:43:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-02-01T02:12:37.646-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Black Tolerance Month!</title><summary type='text'>"John Price, the only black county commissioner in Dallas, Texas, no longer makes public appearances during February.Neither does Nell Irvin Painter, a Princeton University historian.Overrun with speaking requests during Black History Month, they then see such requests come to a halt March 1. After that 28-day surge, commitment disappears."I'm not going to be, as the kids say, 'pimped' during the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/113878083146711007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=113878083146711007' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113878083146711007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113878083146711007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2006/02/happy-black-tolerance-month.html' title='Happy Black Tolerance Month!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-113551990282285747</id><published>2005-12-25T07:34:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-12-25T13:52:01.330-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas To All!</title><summary type='text'>"Bastard of the cross relentlesslyStrike fear preaching of his coming hereScriptures, twisted words to provocateRapture from the lord your god so greatBASTARDS OF CHRIST - DIE!!!!He fucked himself to save you - put to death, masochistFor this his word berate truth - agonized, prophecizedRevive the book of fiction - blasphemy, gluttony, to deceive you and meIn battled disposition - hang the bitch </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/113551990282285747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=113551990282285747' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113551990282285747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113551990282285747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/12/merry-christmas-to-all.html' title='Merry Christmas To All!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-113000706534608719</id><published>2005-10-22T13:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-22T13:51:07.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, Fuck Me Running...</title><summary type='text'>It's six A.M. I can see my breathand the clay dirtis laughing at the weakling boy-today is the daythat I'll write my friendsits something I've beentrying to remenber-I had a dream of a wallthat was twenty-one stories tall... ~ "All Good Soldiers" - Bad ReligionWell, shit. That crap didn't work out the way that I had planned it. After all the hoopla and hype, it turned out that Roger's body just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/113000706534608719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=113000706534608719' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113000706534608719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/113000706534608719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/10/well-fuck-me-running.html' title='Well, Fuck Me Running...'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-112091745374848930</id><published>2005-07-09T08:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-09T20:00:45.673-05:00</updated><title type='text'>9 Days And Counting</title><summary type='text'>"StrandedIn a life in which your struggle for acceptanceIs a never-ending chore,UpbraidedFor your actions past and present and rewarded for the ideasOf the future's bright open door.The henchmanIs the human analogue of the suffering multitudesWho like good dogs sit and lick for their reward.So what good advice have I got for youTo insure against your likely metamorphosis into this reprobate?Don't</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/112091745374848930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=112091745374848930' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/112091745374848930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/112091745374848930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/07/9-days-and-counting.html' title='9 Days And Counting'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111782499053736851</id><published>2005-06-03T12:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T13:58:45.103-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chapter 2: Waking Upon The Mount --- (a work in progress)</title><summary type='text'>“The Night Was Dark and Cold As IceI Met That Stranger From Far Beyond My DreamsStaring Into Those Eyes I Was Blinded By a LightParalysed By The Power I Fell Down OnMy Knees…” ~ ‘The Awakening’ – NarniaThe rain pelted my face and body, and drove a chill deep within my bones, so that I opened my eyes expecting to see bitter clouds above me, but instead I saw nothing but pitch blackness. It felt as</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111782499053736851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111782499053736851' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111782499053736851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111782499053736851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/06/chapter-2-waking-upon-mount-work-in.html' title='Chapter 2: Waking Upon The Mount --- (a work in progress)'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111781931049407269</id><published>2005-06-03T12:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T12:21:50.503-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chapter 1: Enter Zelmothustra --- (a work in progress)</title><summary type='text'>“Others that bear no name, who feel that life’s a game,My verse they will defame, we suffer all the same.” ~ ‘Misery and Famine’ - Bad ReligionBefore we delve any further into the hows and whys of our existence, I suppose that we ought to get a few formalities out of the way. First and foremost, I’m not the nicest guy in the world, and a lot of that will translate into these pages as you read on.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111781931049407269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111781931049407269' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111781931049407269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111781931049407269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/06/chapter-1-enter-zelmothustra-work-in.html' title='Chapter 1: Enter Zelmothustra --- (a work in progress)'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111523330071387573</id><published>2005-05-04T13:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-04T14:30:40.556-05:00</updated><title type='text'>God Bless America</title><summary type='text'>"America...America...America, FUCK YEAH!Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,America, FUCK YEAH!Freedom is the only way yeah,Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH!So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,America, FUCK YEAH!What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrowFUCK YEAH!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111523330071387573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111523330071387573' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111523330071387573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111523330071387573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/05/god-bless-america.html' title='God Bless America'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111334684081582431</id><published>2005-04-12T16:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-04-14T23:57:39.736-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Zelmo Is In The Army Now</title><summary type='text'>"They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fineOne jumped off the table and started marking timeOh Lord I wanna goBut they won't let me go home (stomp)They say that in the Army, the coffee's mighty fineIt looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentineThey say that in the Army, the biscuits are mighty fineOne rolled off the table and killed a friend of mineThey say that in the Army, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111334684081582431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111334684081582431' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111334684081582431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111334684081582431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/04/zelmo-is-in-army-now.html' title='Zelmo Is In The Army Now'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111250401014090616</id><published>2005-04-02T22:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-04-02T22:53:30.143-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Bon Voyage, Johnny Paul!</title><summary type='text'>"I am happy and you should be happy too," he said. "Do not weep. Let us pray together with joy." ~ Pope John Paul II's last message to his followers"A short while before dying, the Pope raised his right hand in a clear, although simply hinted at, gesture of blessing, as if he became aware of the crowd of faithful present in St Peter's Square, who in those moments were following the reciting of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111250401014090616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111250401014090616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111250401014090616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111250401014090616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/04/bon-voyage-johnny-paul.html' title='Bon Voyage, Johnny Paul!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111242710195481739</id><published>2005-04-01T23:56:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-04-02T23:11:33.166-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Army of Zelmo</title><summary type='text'>"I am an American Soldier.I am a Warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values.I will always place the mission first.I will never accept defeat.I will never quit.I will never leave a fallen comrade.I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills. I always maintain my arms, my equipment and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111242710195481739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111242710195481739' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111242710195481739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111242710195481739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/04/army-of-zelmo.html' title='Army of Zelmo'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-111194767575445976</id><published>2005-03-27T10:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-27T12:22:19.536-06:00</updated><title type='text'>An Ode To Easter Sunday</title><summary type='text'>"The stars shall fade away, the sun himselfGrow dim with age, and Nature sink in years;But thou shalt flourish in immortal youth,Unhurt amid the war of elements,The wreck of matter, and the crush of worlds." ~ Joseph AddisonToday, I give thanks to the Christian God for giving me this day off from work to drink beer and play my X-Box. Though I am not a religious man by any means, I still </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/111194767575445976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=111194767575445976' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111194767575445976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/111194767575445976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/03/ode-to-easter-sunday.html' title='An Ode To Easter Sunday'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110927645073716193</id><published>2005-02-24T13:56:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-02-24T14:20:50.740-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Is American Nationalism Really So Wrong?</title><summary type='text'>"I feel sorryFor the Earth's population'Cuz so fewLive in the U.S.A.At least the foreignersCan copy our moralityThey can visit but they cannot stayOnly precious fewCan garner the prosperityIt makes us walkWith renewed confidenceWe've got a place to go when we dieAnd the architect resides right hereWe've got the American JesusOverwhelming millions every day(exercising his authority) ~ 'American </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110927645073716193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110927645073716193' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110927645073716193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110927645073716193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/02/is-american-nationalism-really-so.html' title='Is American Nationalism Really So Wrong?'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110845465221471983</id><published>2005-02-14T23:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-02-15T02:05:40.876-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Say 'NO' To VD!</title><summary type='text'>"Your love is infectious, Your rotten to the core, Every body knows what you got, But they still come back for more, Your everybodys favourite, You give them all a good time, Your loves a total disaster, But when they sign the dotted line they're, Poisoned One night with you and you've got me, Poisoned, Making love with the devils daughter, Poisoned, One night with you and you've got me, Poisoned</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110845465221471983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110845465221471983' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110845465221471983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110845465221471983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/02/say-no-to-vd.html' title='Say &apos;NO&apos; To VD!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110731795133374975</id><published>2005-02-01T21:58:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-02-01T22:21:07.276-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Black Tolerance Month!</title><summary type='text'>"THE PRESIDENT: Colored Americans have played suspiciously conspicuous roles in some of the most whiny and destabilizing moments in our Nation's history. The last time our nation had full employment for colored men was with slavery - and they still complain about it! During National Negro Tolerance Month, we Republicans nevertheless both suppress our contempt and feign respect for their many </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110731795133374975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110731795133374975' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110731795133374975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110731795133374975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/02/happy-black-tolerance-month.html' title='Happy Black Tolerance Month!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110597310228385416</id><published>2005-01-17T07:45:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-01-17T08:53:12.020-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Hooray For Ray Day!</title><summary type='text'>"Mirror, mirror...on the wallWho is the blackest of them all?A man named King, and there ain't no doubtThat he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth.Brewin'...he's a doin'It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'And the NAACPCan't win if the white men stick with nigger-hatin' me!Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?When are we whites gonna have our day?The nigger's had </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110597310228385416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110597310228385416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110597310228385416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110597310228385416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/01/happy-hooray-for-ray-day.html' title='Happy Hooray For Ray Day!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110464069460355636</id><published>2005-01-01T22:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-01-01T22:38:14.603-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A kinder, gentler Zelmo.....my New Year's Resolution.....</title><summary type='text'>I, Zelmothustra, do solemnly swear not to use the words "fuck", "nigger", "spick", "kike", "wop", "dink", "faggot", "cocksucker", "bitch", "WASP whore", "anal-loving fucktard", "cum-gurgling felcher", "liberal", and "Barbara Streisand" as much as I normally use them. Hopefully, I won't forget my New Year's Resolution when I sober up tomorrow morning.Happy New Year, fuckheads!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110464069460355636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110464069460355636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110464069460355636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110464069460355636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2005/01/kinder-gentler-zelmomy-new-years.html' title='A kinder, gentler Zelmo.....my New Year&apos;s Resolution.....'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110447681756838896</id><published>2004-12-31T01:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-31T01:06:57.566-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><summary type='text'>To those of us who made it, anyway.....Just remember, as fucked up as you might think that your life can be at times......there are always those who are less fortunate than you are....When Nihilism renders itself obsolete, enter Neo-Nihilism, where compassion is neither condoned nor ignored...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110447681756838896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110447681756838896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110447681756838896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110447681756838896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/12/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110434644397691574</id><published>2004-12-29T13:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-30T01:18:45.870-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Terrorists can hit America from afar...</title><summary type='text'>Axis-of-Evil Offshore Nuclear Blast Could Destroy Entire US Eastern SeaboardAfter watching the news coverage over the past few days in regards to the tsunamis that hit the entire outlying areas of the Indian Ocean on Sunday morning, I had this rather vivid idea of what a nuclear terrorist attack could do to the West and/or East Coasts of the United States. Turns out that my idea was hardly an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110434644397691574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110434644397691574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110434644397691574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110434644397691574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/12/terrorists-can-hit-america-from-afar.html' title='Terrorists can hit America from afar...'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110426478735037847</id><published>2004-12-28T14:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-28T17:52:54.076-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Once again...FUCK the United Nations!</title><summary type='text'>"U.N. Undersecretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs Jan Egeland suggested that the United States and other Western nations were being "stingy" with relief funds, saying there would be more available if taxes were raised.     "It is beyond me why are we so stingy, really," the Norwegian-born U.N. official told reporters. "Christmastime should remind many Western countries at least, [of] how </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110426478735037847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110426478735037847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110426478735037847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110426478735037847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/12/once-againfuck-united-nations.html' title='Once again...FUCK the United Nations!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110421174707921593</id><published>2004-12-25T11:21:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-27T23:29:07.080-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A Merry Christmas To All...</title><summary type='text'>...the Christ-hating liberals out there that are trying to destroy Christmas for everyone else. While Zelmo is not religious by any means, He doesn't try to deny religion and/or religious traditions or the celebrations thereof from other people who take more stock in shit like that than He does.Does that make Zelmo a better person than the Christ-hating liberals out there? Of course it does. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110421174707921593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110421174707921593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110421174707921593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110421174707921593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/12/merry-christmas-to-all.html' title='A Merry Christmas To All...'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110200237573735186</id><published>2004-12-02T09:43:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-02T09:46:15.736-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I, Zelmothustra</title><summary type='text'>"I am the all-encompassing Perspective; the One who has seen and accepted the fact that Mankind is nothing in the face of all that truly matters. Zelmothustra is my name, because without a name, your human mind could not categorize me into a convenient and understandable thought process; you therefore could not understand nor comprehend my purpose and the very reason I exist." ~ Thus Spake </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110200237573735186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110200237573735186' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110200237573735186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110200237573735186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/12/i-zelmothustra.html' title='I, Zelmothustra'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110127891251287565</id><published>2004-11-24T01:27:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-24T00:48:32.513-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Birthday To Me</title><summary type='text'>"SurpriseGirl I bet you thought I had went and forgotIt's a special dayTonightYour gift will be something you will rememberFor the rest of your days..." ~ 'It's Your Birthday' - R. Kelly"I wanna piss on you...drip-drip-drip, pee on you..." ~ Dave Chappelle Show skitWell, that had to be the shortest 30th year of my life. I just turned 31 about a half hour ago...well, technically, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110127891251287565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110127891251287565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110127891251287565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110127891251287565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/11/happy-birthday-to-me.html' title='Happy Birthday To Me'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-110119188531204246</id><published>2004-11-22T23:59:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-23T00:51:46.623-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Basketball Is The Worst Sport In The World</title><summary type='text'>"Why do I call myself a nigger, you ask me?Because my mouth is so mother fuckin nastyBitch this, bitch thatNigger this, nigger thatIn the mean while my pockets are gettin fatGettin paid to say this shit hereMakin more in a week than a doctor makes in a yearSo, why not call myself a nigger?It's better than pulling the trigger and goin up the riverAnd don't I get called a nigger anyway?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/110119188531204246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=110119188531204246' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110119188531204246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/110119188531204246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/11/why-basketball-is-worst-sport-in-world.html' title='Why Basketball Is The Worst Sport In The World'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109943522962215859</id><published>2004-11-02T16:28:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-02T16:41:48.100-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My Chad Is Dangling</title><summary type='text'>"If you want to get electedGet yourself representedIf you want to get selectedWe can show you how to get thatIf you want to get electedGet yourself representedIf you want to get selectedWe can show you where to get that..." ~ 'Election' - Eskimo JoeWell, yours truly just got done putting in his vote about an hour ago. I can honestly say that nothing in the world feels quite as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109943522962215859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109943522962215859' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109943522962215859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109943522962215859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-chad-is-dangling.html' title='My Chad Is Dangling'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109772718173783526</id><published>2004-10-13T22:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-13T23:13:01.736-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Debates Are Over, And The Liberal Heads Are Spinning!</title><summary type='text'>"Despite that he saw blatant similarityHe struggled to find a distinctive moietyAll he found was vulgar superficialityBut he focused it to sharpnessAnd shared it with the othersIt signified his anger and miseryThem and usLobbying determined through a mire of disbelieversThem and usDire perpetuation and incongruous insistenceThat there really is a differenceBetween them and us..." ~ '</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109772718173783526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109772718173783526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109772718173783526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109772718173783526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/10/debates-are-over-and-liberal-heads-are.html' title='The Debates Are Over, And The Liberal Heads Are Spinning!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109603820057608565</id><published>2004-09-24T08:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-24T10:07:50.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Presidential Candidate, Teresa Heinz Kerry, On The Issues</title><summary type='text'>"So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)" ~ 'Role Model' - EminemI couldn't find any song lyrics about Teresa Heinz Kerry, so I had to go with Hillary Clinton since that's who Teresa reminds me of the most. And even </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109603820057608565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109603820057608565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109603820057608565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109603820057608565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/09/presidential-candidate-teresa-heinz.html' title='Presidential Candidate, Teresa Heinz Kerry, On The Issues'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109545507548934833</id><published>2004-09-17T14:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T00:37:57.090-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great 9/11 Conspiracy</title><summary type='text'>"Welcome to our fortress tall,Take some time to show you around.Impossible to break these walls,For you see the steel is much too strong.Computer banks to rule the world,Instruments to sight the stars.Possibly I’ve seen too much,Hangar 18, I know too much..." ~ 'Hangar 18' - Megadeth"Our case is alleging that Bush and his puppets Rice and Cheney and Mueller and Rumsfeld and so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109545507548934833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109545507548934833' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109545507548934833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109545507548934833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/09/great-911-conspiracy.html' title='The Great 9/11 Conspiracy'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109496265321724313</id><published>2004-09-11T23:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-11T23:18:39.823-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy 9/11, everybody!</title><summary type='text'>"I know why you tore it down that dayYou thought, if you got caughtwe'd all go awayLike a spoiled little babywho can't come out to playYou had your revengeBuild me up, tear me downlike a skyscraperBuild me up, then tear downthese joining wallsSo they can't climb at all..." ~ 'Skyscraper' - Bad ReligionI hope you all had a wonderful holiday. I had to work today, which was a bit of a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109496265321724313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109496265321724313' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109496265321724313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109496265321724313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/09/happy-911-everybody.html' title='Happy 9/11, everybody!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109471068379049314</id><published>2004-09-09T01:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-09T01:18:03.790-05:00</updated><title type='text'>President Zelmo</title><summary type='text'>"If I were King, O If I were King,I'd rock and roll..." ~ 'If I Were King' - VardisI posted this on another message board, and thought that it was worth archiving here.If I were the President, what changes would I make to this great nation of ours, the United States of America?New laws?A 2 year draft requirement sounds like a great idea, but it isn't a new one. Hell, that was an old</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109471068379049314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109471068379049314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109471068379049314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109471068379049314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/09/president-zelmo.html' title='President Zelmo'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109407012545511245</id><published>2004-09-01T15:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-01T15:22:05.456-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The filth of MichaelMoore.com</title><summary type='text'>"Tuesday, July 06, 2004Theater "Rugmuncher" HoppingDrove around to a few theaters tonight while in NYC...Every show sold out, people shafting in the smoochs. I have never seen that in a cocksucking regular movie theater before. I love to stand in the motherfucking back and watch people watch the wad pulling movie.Smacked in at the theater motherfucking it fucks the street from Ground "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109407012545511245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109407012545511245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109407012545511245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109407012545511245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/09/filth-of-michaelmoorecom.html' title='The filth of MichaelMoore.com'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109297692276427587</id><published>2004-08-19T23:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-19T23:42:02.763-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fan Mail That I Wish I Would Receive...</title><summary type='text'>"Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callinI left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottomI sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'emThere probably was a problem at the post office or somethinSometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'embut anyways; fuck it, what's been up?  Man how's your daughter?My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109297692276427587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109297692276427587' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109297692276427587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109297692276427587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/fan-mail-that-i-wish-i-would-receive.html' title='Fan Mail That I Wish I Would Receive...'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109271938391397624</id><published>2004-08-16T23:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-17T00:10:49.316-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Knock-knock-knockin' On The Arab's Door...."</title><summary type='text'>"Fuck the Middle EastThere's too many problemsThey just get in the wayWe could sure live without themThey hijack our planesThey raise our oil pricesWe'll kill 'em all and have a ballAnd end their fuckin' crisis!   BEIRUT, LEBANON, won't exist once we're done   LIBYA, IRAN, we'll flush those bastards down the can   SYRIANS and SHIITES, we'll crush their faces with our might   Then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109271938391397624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109271938391397624' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109271938391397624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109271938391397624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/knock-knock-knockin-on-arabs-door.html' title='&quot;Knock-knock-knockin&apos; On The Arab&apos;s Door....&quot;'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109177614673056610</id><published>2004-08-06T01:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T02:09:06.730-05:00</updated><title type='text'>National Hockey League players need your support</title><summary type='text'>"Yes, it's the NHL arbitration season opens story, and if you thought hockey didn't already have enough to apologize for this offseason, well, wrong-o, Chops.As we know from our reading, arbitration is the system of settling contract disputes the owners of a sport devise when sawing off your leg isn't an option. The owners learn to hate arbitration because it doesn't do what they want it to do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109177614673056610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109177614673056610' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109177614673056610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109177614673056610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/national-hockey-league-players-need.html' title='National Hockey League players need your support'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109176849733927074</id><published>2004-08-05T23:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T00:08:39.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Google Conspiracy</title><summary type='text'>"A Google search is not simply a raw dump of a database query to the user's screen. The retrieval of the data is just one step. There is much post-processing afterwards, in terms of presentation and customization.When Google "removes" material, often it is still in the Google index itself. But the post-processing has removed it from any results shown to the user. This system can be applied, for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109176849733927074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109176849733927074' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109176849733927074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109176849733927074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/google-conspiracy.html' title='The Google Conspiracy'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109164724925359416</id><published>2004-08-04T13:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-04T15:54:26.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Let's all of us straight, white men vote for Bush!"...Zelmo Attends the Republican Side of the Duel In Davenport</title><summary type='text'>"I'm here to ask you for your vote...I'm here to ask you for your help..." ~ George W. Bush - Davenport, Iowa rally; roughly 2 hours ago at the time of this postPresident Bush and Sen. John Kerry are within a quarter-mile of each other Wednesday as they both campaign in Iowa, a state where polls show them neck-and-neck in the race for the White House. ~ Both Bush, Kerry Campaign in Iowa - Fox </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109164724925359416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109164724925359416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109164724925359416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109164724925359416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/lets-all-of-us-straight-white-men-vote.html' title='&quot;Let&apos;s all of us straight, white men vote for Bush!&quot;...Zelmo Attends the Republican Side of the Duel In Davenport'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109142113033055317</id><published>2004-08-01T23:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-01T23:47:01.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>John Kerry's Band Of Brothers?</title><summary type='text'>"Swift Boat Veterans for Truth has been formed to counter the false "war crimes" charges John Kerry repeatedly made against Vietnam veterans who served in our units and elsewhere, and to accurately portray Kerry's brief tour in Vietnam as a junior grade Lieutenant. We speak from personal experience -- our group includes men who served beside Kerry in combat as well as his commanders. Though we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109142113033055317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109142113033055317' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109142113033055317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109142113033055317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/08/john-kerrys-band-of-brothers.html' title='John Kerry&apos;s Band Of Brothers?'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109133581486552305</id><published>2004-07-31T23:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-01T06:37:28.273-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Led Zeppelin and the Battle of Pelennor Fields</title><summary type='text'>"Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go, The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone. Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light. The dark Lord rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all. Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, Rest not to lock your homes. Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all. I hear the horses'</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109133581486552305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109133581486552305' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109133581486552305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109133581486552305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/led-zeppelin-and-battle-of-pelennor.html' title='Led Zeppelin and the Battle of Pelennor Fields'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109116669248318666</id><published>2004-07-29T23:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-30T03:00:26.506-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Iraq War-Anthrax-CIA Connection</title><summary type='text'>"Maybe it’s too late for an intellectual debate, but a residue of confusion remains. Changing with the times, and developmentally tortured minds are the average citizen's sources of pain. Tell me what we’re fighting for— I don’t remember anymore, only temporary reprieve..." ~ 'Atheist Peace' - Bad Religion I love conspiracy theories! They're almost as good as beer, pizza, and sex, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109116669248318666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109116669248318666' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109116669248318666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109116669248318666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/iraq-war-anthrax-cia-connection.html' title='The Iraq War-Anthrax-CIA Connection'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109095913890231783</id><published>2004-07-27T15:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-27T15:12:18.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny GOP Advertisement</title><summary type='text'>I thought this was rather humorous. That, and it makes a valid point. I'm pretty sure that no one in Al Qaeda wants Bush elected for another term of Al Qaeda-bashing.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109095913890231783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109095913890231783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109095913890231783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109095913890231783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/funny-gop-advertisement.html' title='Funny GOP Advertisement'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-109030006539744924</id><published>2004-07-19T23:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T00:08:59.463-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Republicans....Democrats.....What's The Difference?</title><summary type='text'>"Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you.   No, you can't.   Yes, I can.   No, you can't.   Yes, I can.   No, you can't.   Yes, I can, Yes, I can!" ~ 'Anything You Can Do' - Annie Get Your Gun      AP: Clinton Adviser Probed in Terror Memos     OH the irony of it all!   Imagine that. After all the lynch mob tactics handed to us by the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/109030006539744924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=109030006539744924' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109030006539744924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/109030006539744924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/republicansdemocratswhats-difference.html' title='Republicans....Democrats.....What&apos;s The Difference?'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108969492336516250</id><published>2004-07-12T23:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T00:02:03.366-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Is the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People a racist organization?</title><summary type='text'>NAACP Mission Statement Our Mission The NAACP insures the political, educational, social and economic equality of minority groups and citizens; achieves equality of rights and eliminates race prejudice among the citizens of the United States; removes all barriers of racial discrimination through the democratic processes; seeks to enact and enforce federal, state, and local laws securing civil</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108969492336516250/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108969492336516250' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108969492336516250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108969492336516250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/is-national-association-for.html' title='Is the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People a racist organization?'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108961534813246876</id><published>2004-07-11T23:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-12T08:41:12.820-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Muslim Religion As It Pertains To Pigshit</title><summary type='text'>Aunty Entity: We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy.Mad Max: What, oil? Natural gas?Aunty Entity: Pigs.Mad Max: You mean pigs like those? Bullshit!Aunty Entity: No. Pig shit.Mad Max: What?!The Collector: Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit. ~ excerpt from Mad Max Beyond </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108961534813246876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108961534813246876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108961534813246876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108961534813246876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/muslim-religion-as-it-pertains-to.html' title='The Muslim Religion As It Pertains To Pigshit'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108874812249098690</id><published>2004-07-02T00:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-02T01:02:02.490-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bill Cosby "keepin' it real" by telling all the niggers to "keep it real" ~ Part Deux</title><summary type='text'>Bill Cosby went off on another tirade against the black community Thursday, telling a room full of activists that black children are running around not knowing how to read or write and "going nowhere." He also had harsh words for struggling black men, telling them: "Stop beating up your women because you can't find a job." ~  Cosby Has Harsh Words for Black CommunityThis is priceless. I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108874812249098690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108874812249098690' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108874812249098690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108874812249098690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/07/bill-cosby-keepin-it-real-by-telling.html' title='Bill Cosby &quot;keepin&apos; it real&quot; by telling all the niggers to &quot;keep it real&quot; ~ Part Deux'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108856710407554570</id><published>2004-06-29T22:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T22:48:55.960-05:00</updated><title type='text'>How to assassinate President George Dubya Bush</title><summary type='text'>"By the sounds of it, the novel is hardly The Anarchist's Cookbook - the fanciful methods the two men consider to take out the most powerful politician on the planet include using radio-controlled flying saws. Another tactic they discuss is a remote-controlled boulder made of depleted uranium." ~ The angry author, a literary storm and 'one dead armadillo'Ahhh, yes! The liberal genius of it all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108856710407554570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108856710407554570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108856710407554570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108856710407554570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/how-to-assassinate-president-george.html' title='How to assassinate President George Dubya Bush'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108848587655199155</id><published>2004-06-29T00:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-29T00:11:16.550-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Michael Moore wants you to steal his new movie!</title><summary type='text'>"I don’t agree with the copyright laws and I don’t have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people.  As long as they’re not doing it to make a profit, you know, as long as they’re not trying to make a profit off my labor.  I would oppose that." ~ Michael MooreWell, if he insists. I'm not sure that I have the hard drive space, but if anybody out there feels like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108848587655199155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108848587655199155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108848587655199155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108848587655199155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/michael-moore-wants-you-to-steal-his.html' title='Michael Moore wants you to steal his new movie!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108792806250150859</id><published>2004-06-22T12:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-22T13:15:39.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Full-Of-Shit 9/11</title><summary type='text'>"If Michael Moore had had his way, Slobodan Milosevic would still be the big man in a starved and tyrannical Serbia. Bosnia and Kosovo would have been cleansed and annexed. If Michael Moore had been listened to, Afghanistan would still be under Taliban rule, and Kuwait would have remained part of Iraq. And Iraq itself would still be the personal property of a psychopathic crime family, bargaining</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108792806250150859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108792806250150859' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108792806250150859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108792806250150859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/full-of-shit-911.html' title='Full-Of-Shit 9/11'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108697391636445846</id><published>2004-06-11T12:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-11T12:14:18.556-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hockey is not a major sport, Part 2</title><summary type='text'>"Needless to say, thug-ology is all around us. It's in movies, music, sports, and yes, even politics. Thug-ology can point to people who think they're above the law, people who try to justify immoral behavior on the grounds that they grew up in a messed-up neighborhood, the cut-throat business dealer, the politician obsessed with power, or the Robin Hood type who claims to just be trying to bring</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108697391636445846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108697391636445846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108697391636445846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108697391636445846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/hockey-is-not-major-sport-part-2.html' title='Hockey is not a major sport, Part 2'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108689625532714278</id><published>2004-06-10T14:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-10T14:41:57.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Passion of the Dollar</title><summary type='text'>"Time for lust, time for lietime to kiss your life goodbyeSend me money, send me greenHeaven you will meetMake a contributionand you'll get a better seatBow to Leper Messiah" ~ 'Leper Messiah' - MetallicaGibson's Icon Sues Regal Over 'Passion' Box OfficeMel Gibson has showed his true colors here, and those colors are green. Of course, it's all about the money these days. Hell, if I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108689625532714278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108689625532714278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108689625532714278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108689625532714278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/passion-of-dollar.html' title='The Passion of the Dollar'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108676268934179802</id><published>2004-06-09T01:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-09T01:31:29.340-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hockey is not a major sport</title><summary type='text'>"So all those silly rules designed to sanitize NHL hockey for Mr. and Mrs. West County should be eliminated at once.First to go: The instigator rules designed to curb fighting. Let's find out who the real men are. All those slash-and-hide guys can go play in Europe if they won't drop the gloves. Hockey "fans" mortified by gratuitous violence can stay home and watch reruns of "Friends" for all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108676268934179802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108676268934179802' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108676268934179802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108676268934179802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/hockey-is-not-major-sport.html' title='Hockey is not a major sport'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108663529042199527</id><published>2004-06-07T14:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T14:08:10.420-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A few Muslim jokes</title><summary type='text'>From Ethnic Jokes Set 4 - Submitted by Don, Hagerstown, Md.---------------Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that crazy Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for.... Goffaq Yussef!Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time. On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108663529042199527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108663529042199527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108663529042199527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108663529042199527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/few-muslim-jokes.html' title='A few Muslim jokes'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108663488715740105</id><published>2004-06-07T13:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T14:01:27.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A little too late, dude</title><summary type='text'>"A Muslim convert, Roche was prepared to become an informant, his attorney says, and provide information about Al Qaeda; its Southeast Asian affiliate, Jemaah Islamiah; and their goal of staging an attack in a Western country. But at the time — 14 months before the Sept. 11 attacks — no one was interested. It wasn't until 2 1/2 years later that authorities decided to take Roche seriously </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108663488715740105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108663488715740105' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108663488715740105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108663488715740105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/little-too-late-dude.html' title='A little too late, dude'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108623974086389462</id><published>2004-06-03T00:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-03T00:15:40.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'>John Kerry 'flips the bird' at Vietnam vet in front of schoolchildren</title><summary type='text'>"Ted Sampley, a former Green Beret who served two full tours in Vietnam, spotted Kerry and his Secret Service detail at about 9:00 a.m. Monday morning at the Wall. Sampley walked up to Kerry, extended his hand and said, "Senator, I am Ted Sampley, the head of Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry, and I am here to escort you away from the Wall because you do not belong here." At that point a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108623974086389462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108623974086389462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108623974086389462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108623974086389462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/06/john-kerry-flips-bird-at-vietnam-vet.html' title='John Kerry &apos;flips the bird&apos; at Vietnam vet in front of schoolchildren'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108606748616128757</id><published>2004-05-31T23:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-01T01:19:49.756-05:00</updated><title type='text'>All Races Are Equally Worthless....a slight return.......</title><summary type='text'>"What all have we endured, what all have we seen?As if everyone is completely indifferent to it all.Are we the only truthful people leftIn this world filled with lies?Fights that never end and never run out,Who wins them at the end? Oh mercy, mercy.Who knows how many times we've gone back to the beginningFor the sake of worthless races?" ~ 'Değişir Dünya (The World Will Change)' - Nilüfer</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108606748616128757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108606748616128757' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108606748616128757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108606748616128757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/all-races-are-equally-worthlessa.html' title='All Races Are Equally Worthless....a slight return.......'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108581434665245694</id><published>2004-05-29T01:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-29T02:05:46.653-05:00</updated><title type='text'>American Idol bullshit</title><summary type='text'>"Fantasia SUCKS"Does anybody else think that the Gary Coleman-lookalike, single mother, high school dropout skank should have won the American Idol title the other night? Anybody else think that the contest is rigged toward blacks with inferior talent toward the other contestants (see Clay vs. Ruben)?Normally, I don't give a fuck about talent shows like this one, but the pandering toward the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108581434665245694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108581434665245694' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108581434665245694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108581434665245694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/american-idol-bullshit.html' title='American Idol bullshit'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108577160041016968</id><published>2004-05-28T14:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-28T14:13:20.410-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy Hoffa is found...</title><summary type='text'>"Hoffa and Sheeran got out of the car while O'Brien and Briguglio backed the car up out of the driveway. The union leader and his friend walked up the front steps into the house. According to Sheeran, once inside a small vestibule Hoffa realized something was wrong and he doubled back to get out the front door. Hoffa never made it. Sheeran said he shot Hoffa two times behind the right ear, a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108577160041016968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108577160041016968' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108577160041016968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108577160041016968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/jimmy-hoffa-is-found.html' title='Jimmy Hoffa is found...'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108576342225179011</id><published>2004-05-28T11:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-28T12:09:14.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bilbo Baggins' true secret to longevity</title><summary type='text'>"It's good to see you. One hundred andeleven years old, who would believe it! You haven't aged a day!" ~ 'The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring' - Gandalf to Bilbo remarking on the hobbit's longevity 111-Year-Old Man Claims Beer, Laziness Are Keys to Long Life (second story down)At the rate that I drink beer, I should live to be 137 years old. *cracks open a cold one*A beer a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108576342225179011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108576342225179011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108576342225179011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108576342225179011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/bilbo-baggins-true-secret-to-longevity.html' title='Bilbo Baggins&apos; true secret to longevity'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108572486244346699</id><published>2004-05-28T00:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-28T07:36:52.183-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bill Cosby "keepin' it real" by telling all the niggers to "keep it real"</title><summary type='text'>"Well tell Bill I said, 'have a Coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up!'" ~ Eddie Murphy impersonating Richard Pryor - 'Eddie Murphy Raw''Fix It, Brother'Washington Post audio excerpts: The following are edited audio excerpts from Bill Cosby's speech on Monday, May 17, 2004, at the NAACP's gala to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Supreme Court's Brown v. Board of Education decision. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108572486244346699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108572486244346699' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108572486244346699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108572486244346699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/bill-cosby-keepin-it-real-by-telling.html' title='Bill Cosby &quot;keepin&apos; it real&quot; by telling all the niggers to &quot;keep it real&quot;'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108554991875160830</id><published>2004-05-25T23:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-26T01:27:59.896-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nihilism</title><summary type='text'>"Learn to swim.Cuz I'm praying for rainAnd I'm praying for tidal wavesI wanna see the ground give way.I wanna watch it all go down.Mom please flush it all away.I wanna watch it go right in and down.I wanna watch it go right in.Watch you flush it all away.Time to bring it down again.Don't just call me pessimist.Try and read between the lines.I can't imagine why you wouldn'tWelcome </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108554991875160830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108554991875160830' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108554991875160830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108554991875160830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/nihilism.html' title='Nihilism'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108485499534170439</id><published>2004-05-17T23:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-17T23:36:35.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rummy's Resignation and Why It Is Such A Silly Request</title><summary type='text'>"You are the government,You are jurisprudence,You are the volition,You are jurisdiction,And I make a difference too..... ~ 'You Are (The Government)' - Bad ReligionThere are many people in this country who are appalled at the recent prison abuse scandal in Iraq. And there are those among them who are calling for Rumsfeld's resignation as a quick fix for the whole thing.The problem with</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108485499534170439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108485499534170439' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108485499534170439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108485499534170439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/rummys-resignation-and-why-it-is-such.html' title='Rummy&apos;s Resignation and Why It Is Such A Silly Request'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108442505380630296</id><published>2004-05-12T23:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-13T01:09:52.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gas Prices Are Soaring....And Guess What? It Ain't Because Of Bush And His Damned Iraq War</title><summary type='text'>"Out of gasOut of roadOut of carI don't know how I'm going to go andI had a drink the other dayOpinions were like kittensI was giving them away andI had a drink the other dayI had a lot to sayAnd I saidYou will come down soon tooYou will come down too soon..." ~ 'Out Of Gas' - Modest Mouse"My pessimistic linesYour superstitious livesAnd the modern age's liesWon't absolve you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108442505380630296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108442505380630296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108442505380630296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108442505380630296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/gas-prices-are-soaringand-guess-what.html' title='Gas Prices Are Soaring....And Guess What? It Ain&apos;t Because Of Bush And His Damned Iraq War'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108433610384545382</id><published>2004-05-11T23:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T00:03:57.570-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Of War, Atrocities, and Accountability</title><summary type='text'>"Propaganda war ensembleBurial to beBones shining in the nightIn blood laced miseryCampaign of eliminationTwisted psychologyWhen victory is to surviveAnd death is defeat..." ~ 'War Ensemble' - SlayerFootage of American Nic Berg Beheaded In IraqMore Photos, Videos in Iraq Abuse Scandal-RumsfeldThere is a lot of discussion going on today regarding the images of American </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108433610384545382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108433610384545382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108433610384545382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108433610384545382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/of-war-atrocities-and-accountability.html' title='Of War, Atrocities, and Accountability'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108364852466207521</id><published>2004-05-04T00:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-04T00:31:34.593-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Of Honest Abe, Teddy Roosevelt, and George Dubya</title><summary type='text'>"Like Lincoln, George W. Bush is constantly faced with criticism from the press on his war leadership.  Like Lincoln, he understands the moral imperative the United States has to use military strength to defeat an unquestionable evil, and he must persistently convince the public of his position.  Bush knows that unity can come only after our enemies are made to submit to us.  Like Lincoln, his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108364852466207521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108364852466207521' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108364852466207521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108364852466207521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/05/of-honest-abe-teddy-roosevelt-and.html' title='Of Honest Abe, Teddy Roosevelt, and George Dubya'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108307211446970533</id><published>2004-04-27T08:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-27T09:30:24.733-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Puppet-In-The-Making Speaks</title><summary type='text'>"Master Of Puppets is pulling your strings,Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams,Blinded by me you can't see a thing,Just call my name and I'll hear you scream...." ~ 'Master Of Puppets' - Metallica"Nesreen Berwari, the minister of public works on the U.S.-picked Iraqi Governing Council, said Monday that Iraqis want "complete sovereignty" on June 30 but will welcome U.S. security </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108307211446970533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108307211446970533' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108307211446970533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108307211446970533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/our-puppet-in-making-speaks.html' title='Our Puppet-In-The-Making Speaks'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108304626385325452</id><published>2004-04-27T01:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-27T01:14:07.670-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Liquid Body Armor</title><summary type='text'>"The key component of liquid armor is a shear thickening fluid. STF is composed of hard particles suspended in a liquid. The liquid, polyethylene glycol, is non-toxic, and can withstand a wide range of temperatures. Hard, nano-particles of silica are the other components of STF. This combination of flowable and hard components results in a material with unusual properties."Army Scientists, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108304626385325452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108304626385325452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108304626385325452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108304626385325452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/liquid-body-armor.html' title='Liquid Body Armor'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108295966618933228</id><published>2004-04-26T01:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T01:10:49.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>When Lightning Strikes Twice</title><summary type='text'>"Energy is contagiousEnthusiasm spreadsTides respond to lunar gravitationEverything turns in synchronous relationLaughter is infectiousExcitement goes to my headWinds are stirred by planets in rotationSparks ignite and spread new informationRespond, vibrate, feed back, resonate..." ~ 'Chain Lightning' - RushWhen lightning strikesMan cannot survive without lightning. When lightning</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108295966618933228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108295966618933228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108295966618933228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108295966618933228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/when-lightning-strikes-twice.html' title='When Lightning Strikes Twice'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108288943049770756</id><published>2004-04-25T05:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-25T05:40:12.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Operation Rescue Maluku</title><summary type='text'>"It's an s.o.s sent out telepathically,Signs of our distress don't allow complacency,We need restoration now of our integrity and aDrastic bold reminder of our morality,The rectifying troop is here,The ones we have needed all these years to stopThe heinous wrongdoings and verify our moralBenevolence as a people,Operation rescue, They're here to right our fall,They have heard a troubled </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108288943049770756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108288943049770756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108288943049770756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108288943049770756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/operation-rescue-maluku.html' title='Operation Rescue Maluku'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108287121628728897</id><published>2004-04-25T00:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-25T00:36:37.763-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A House Divided Cannot Stand</title><summary type='text'>"Wake up! Get out,get out of this house of cardsWhy are we dreaming?Why are we blinded,always the little guys?Why do we find ourselvesalways compromised?People like us have lives made of dustand we know too little,but we know too muchand our puzzled lives have come all apartso we go back to bedwith our sleeping heartsand we stay asleepin a house of cards...."  ~ 'House Of Cards' -</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108287121628728897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108287121628728897' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108287121628728897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108287121628728897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/house-divided-cannot-stand.html' title='A House Divided Cannot Stand'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108260976930018096</id><published>2004-04-21T23:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-21T23:59:07.403-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hezbollah Game Show</title><summary type='text'>"Contestants compete for prizes of up to $3,000, with each question they answer correctly they move one step closer on a virtual map towards Jerusalem. Should a contestant successfully reach Jerusalem the show plays a favourite Hezbollah song which declares 'Jerusalem is ours and we are coming to it'. "Hezbollah's unconventional quizThat game sounds like a game for fucking Israeli-hating,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108260976930018096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108260976930018096' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108260976930018096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108260976930018096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/hezbollah-game-show.html' title='Hezbollah Game Show'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108235071815517916</id><published>2004-04-18T23:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T00:01:34.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Comparing Iraq to Vietnam</title><summary type='text'>"Once upon a time our traditional goal in war and can anyone doubt that we are at war? - was victory. Once upon a time we were proud of our strength, our military power. Now we seem ashamed of it. Once upon a time the rest of the world looked to us for leadership. Now they look to us for a quick handout and a fence-straddling international posture." ~ 'Why Not Victory?' - Barry M. Goldwater</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108235071815517916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108235071815517916' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108235071815517916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108235071815517916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/comparing-iraq-to-vietnam.html' title='Comparing Iraq to Vietnam'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108200806277301089</id><published>2004-04-15T00:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-15T00:51:36.466-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Tax Day!</title><summary type='text'>"Let me tell you how it will be,There’s one for you, nineteen for me,‘Cos I’m the Taxman,Yeah, I’m the Taxman.Should five per cent appear too small,Be thankful I don’t take it all,‘Cos I’m the Taxman,Yeah, I’m the Taxman.If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat,If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet." ~ "Taxman</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108200806277301089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108200806277301089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108200806277301089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108200806277301089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/happy-tax-day.html' title='Happy Tax Day!'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-10816625394390706</id><published>2004-04-11T23:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-12T01:09:52.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ten Commandments (An Ode To Easter Sunday)</title><summary type='text'>Pharoah Dubya ruled the land of America with an iron grip. Every word on every breath that Pharoah uttered became law. It was thus that his reign of power and influence spread across the world like the light giveth unto the Earth from the Sun God, Halliburton. All who lived in the shadow of Pharoah feared his power to literally grant life and death to all citizens and slaves of the American </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/10816625394390706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=10816625394390706' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/10816625394390706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/10816625394390706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/ten-commandments-ode-to-easter-sunday.html' title='The Ten Commandments (An Ode To Easter Sunday)'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108131607843466790</id><published>2004-04-08T01:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T01:27:40.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Splitting The Time Atom</title><summary type='text'>"If I assume space to be infinitely small, all distances between the atomsbecome infinitely small, i.e. all punctual atoms coincide in onepoint.But as time is infinitely divisible, the whole world is possible as purely atemporal phenomenon, because I can occupy every time-pointwith the one space-point, thus being able to place it an infinitenumber of times. Therefore one should see the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108131607843466790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108131607843466790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108131607843466790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108131607843466790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/splitting-time-atom.html' title='Splitting The Time Atom'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108088232287985674</id><published>2004-04-01T23:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-04-01T23:08:38.780-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I've decided to admit to the world....my homosexuality</title><summary type='text'>.April Fools! AIDS.....what a beautiful choice for fags.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108088232287985674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108088232287985674' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108088232287985674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108088232287985674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/04/ive-decided-to-admit-to-worldmy.html' title='I&apos;ve decided to admit to the world....my homosexuality'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108020003981912866</id><published>2004-03-25T01:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-25T15:07:03.686-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The United States Of Arrogance And Fascism</title><summary type='text'>"I feel sorryFor the Earth's population'Cuz so fewLive in the U.S.A.At least the foreignersCan copy our moralityThey can visit but they cannot stayOnly precious fewCan garner the prosperityIt makes us walkWith renewed confidenceWe've got a place to go when we dieAnd the architect resides right hereWe've got the American JesusOverwhelming millions every dayWe've got the American </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108020003981912866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108020003981912866' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108020003981912866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108020003981912866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/03/united-states-of-arrogance-and-fascism.html' title='The United States Of Arrogance And Fascism'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-108019363649181816</id><published>2004-03-24T23:47:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-24T23:51:43.233-06:00</updated><title type='text'>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thought Of Bombing France - Part Deux</title><summary type='text'>"If the Jews were alone in this world, they would stifle in filth and offal; they would try to get ahead of one another in hate-filled struggle and exterminate one another, in so far as the absolute absence of all sense of self-sacrifice, expressing itself in their cowardice, did not turn battle into comedy here too.So it is absolutely wrong to infer any ideal sense of sacrifice in the Jews from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/108019363649181816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=108019363649181816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108019363649181816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/108019363649181816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/03/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and.html' title='How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thought Of Bombing France - Part Deux'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-107983916279082633</id><published>2004-03-20T21:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-20T22:43:40.593-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Out-Of-Body Experiences</title><summary type='text'>"Outside looking in,Getting over my fears and under my skin,Tearing myself apart,To feel whole again, outside looking in..." ~ 'Outside Looking In' - Fates WarningThere come times in your life when the natural order of things takes a slight detour into the unexplainable and unknown recesses of nature; a darker side of nature that is rarely if ever perceived by the Common Man. These </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/107983916279082633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=107983916279082633' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107983916279082633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107983916279082633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/03/out-of-body-experiences.html' title='Out-Of-Body Experiences'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-107950273242298934</id><published>2004-03-16T23:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T00:01:38.216-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The French Betrayal Of America...or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thought Of Bombing France</title><summary type='text'>""I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." ~ General Jack D. Ripper - Dr. Strangelove"Can we trust France? Apparently not. After more than 200 years of shared history and interests, the U.S.-France marriage looks as if it's ending </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/107950273242298934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=107950273242298934' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107950273242298934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107950273242298934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/03/french-betrayal-of-americaor-how-i.html' title='The French Betrayal Of America...or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Thought Of Bombing France'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737699.post-107846822119636716</id><published>2004-03-05T00:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-05T00:32:31.670-06:00</updated><title type='text'>9/11 Victims Relatives Are Pissed At Bush Campaign Ads</title><summary type='text'>"The White House defended the commercials, which show images of the skeletal remains of the World Trade Center and firefighters bearing a stretcher through the rubble. "It makes me sick," said Colleen Kelly, who lost her brother Bill Kelly Jr., in the attacks and leads a victims families group called Peaceful Tomorrows. "Would you ever go to someone's grave site and use that as an instrument </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/feeds/107846822119636716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5737699&amp;postID=107846822119636716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107846822119636716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5737699/posts/default/107846822119636716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zelmo.blogspot.com/2004/03/911-victims-relatives-are-pissed-at.html' title='9/11 Victims Relatives Are Pissed At Bush Campaign Ads'/><author><name>Zelmo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
